A Nonsense Christmas

It's the holiday remix (ah)

Think I only want you under my mistle toe
I might change your contact to "Has a huge North Pole"
You said you like my stockings better on the floor
Boy, I been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal

Lemme come warm you up, you been out in the snow
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "ho ho ho"
I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree
Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me

You're my wish list
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas
Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin'
And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good

I need that Charles Dickens
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs
I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen
I don't even know, I'm talking Christmas

I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking decking all the halls
I'm talking spiking egg nog
I'm talking opposite of small
I'm talking big snowballs

You got a new toy for me
I'm out here trimming the tree
I caught that holiday glee
My true love gave it to me

Lemme come warm you up, you been out in the snow
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "ho ho ho ho"
And I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree
Here's a lil' carol I wrote (yeah), it's about you and me

You're my wish list (wish list)
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas)
Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (kissin')
And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good

I need that Charles Dickens
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs
I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen
I don't even know, I'm talking Christmas

I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking
I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking (blah-blah-blah-blah)
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah
I'm talking chestnuts
I'm talking, I'm talking

Look at all those presents, that's a big sack
Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap
Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Chrismash"
How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast